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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

14.06.2025 02:52

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

How do scientists behave?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.